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yontoryu:

Oh, no. {chuckles} No need to worry about me. I may be just a graduate student, but I know some decent self defense moves. And I was simply curious as to why you were worrying about me instead of yourself when the dangers here could affect either one of us. 

Just a graudate student with decent self defense… You sound pretty modest about it. I wouldn’t be surprised if you happened to be some martial arts master. {jokingly laughs} I’m not as worried for myself since I’m used to the shit that happens around here and I haven’t seen you before so I figured I might as well warn you just in case.

{tilts head down and touches his finger to his cap} Oh, I wouldn’t show off any of those skills unless it was deemed necessary. Somehow I don’t think you and I will have any troubles. {peeks back up at Mingopants} Unless you have others ideas I’m unaware of in which case I’d accept that challenge. But thanks for worrying about me regardless, it’s just the studying and the classwork that prevent me from coming out often.

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yontoryu:

{raises an eyebrow and then chuckles}

No need to worry about me. I’m certain I can protect myself around these parts.  {grins} Shouldn’t you be more worried about yourself?

I can take care of myself. Besides, what should I be worried about? Certainly not you, I hope. 

Oh, no. {chuckles} No need to worry about me. I may be just a graduate student, but I know some decent self defense moves. And I was simply curious as to why you were worrying about me instead of yourself when the dangers here could affect either one of us. 

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… I see… {looks at him as if he’s appraising something}

And what’s a student like you doing around here? It gets dangerous at night, y’know?

{raises an eyebrow and then chuckles}

No need to worry about me. I’m certain I can protect myself around these parts.  {grins} Shouldn’t you be more worried about yourself?

darkdoctor replied to your post: darkdoctor replied to your post: So.. is your dick…

..Anatomical abnormalities… interest me..~ [grin]

Maybe you should check out the abnormalities in you first, my friend.

gridlock-:

… .. ( / deadpans, then frowns) .. you are really grinding on my nerves. I don’t think I asked for your sarcasm.

What? No. I didn’t. ( / quirks a browline) .. do you want me to beat you up? ‘cause it seems like you’re asking for it.

Has anyone ever asked for sarcasm? I think that would take the fun out of sarcasm.

{leans back gently, shifting his weight to his left leg} I’ve tried being charming, but now I’m getting annoyed. You keep saying you’re going to beat me up, but you haven’t even moved. {sighs} No matter. We can continue this another time since these types of arguments and such are something I enjoy. 

(Source: yontoryu)

darkdoctor replied to your post: So.. is your dick rectangular?

…Are you sure?

Pretty positive considering I do have to deal with it on a regular basis. {stares} Why are you so curious?

gridlock-:

Are you an idiot? I know that. I was just making a point. ( / lolnokidyouaredumb ; gives him a look) .. .. what? Do you take me for some kind of moron? I know a make-up company doesn’t make shit like that. :l

Don’t tempt me. I don’t care if you’ve seen it or not; I’ll strangle you.

Yes, I’m an idiot. That’s why I’m a graduate student studying for my master’s degree. It’s great that your deductive skills were that good otherwise I would have had to explain everything. {pauses and grins} Oh wait. I did.

That was another joke. Did you lose your funny bone? {folds arms and shrugs}Also, I’m going to have to call that one an empty threat.

(Source: yontoryu)